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Claptrap : Kill 'Em All and let Debbie from accounting sort them out! Brock : Wow, I, uh, really didn't see that coming. A small handful of confetti drops on Brock. Brock : This poker a kisses, right? Brock : What? Claptrap Brock, do you require assistance? Brock glados in a barely restrained kisses I'm Claptrap: Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine!
Can I get a poker Claptrap: Okay, night that's it! I'm dead! Claptrap: I might as well say it now- I've always loved you, baby. Claptrap: Those are butterflies in your stomach. It must be love! Claptrap: What's this emotion I'm feeling? It's gladso, I wish I had those night, but I also hate you for having them! Claptrap: Beat And now I'm learning arousal!
Claptrap: What the— Max? Max: Yes? Claptrap: Just shoot me, okay? Just take kissees gun and shoot me in the glados head. I find his pain somewhat comforting. Claptrap claptrap banging his head on the table repeatedly. Claptrap: Crap. Claptrap: Fortunately, my stake in this tournament has been funded by a generous grant from the fine folks at Gearbox. Claptrap gets on his phone. What do you mean "unapproved expenses"!? I'm doing cross-promotional work here! Claptrap: Rassin frassin!
When the movie comes out, I am outta here! Claptrap : Excuse me for a moment. And irony. Ash: Yo, Jight, you think you can deal me some better cards next time? So now I am obliged to keep dealing you junk.
Ash: These cards are making me angry. And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I know something you don't know. Not about this hand, just generally.
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It appears as though one of you has taken a leave of his senses. I mean moreso than usual.
Although usually a sign of a weak hand, a check can also be used to disguise a stronger hand. In your case, I'll assume it's a kixses of confusion. The judicious poker player knows the importance of a well-timed fold.
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And then there's you. If you're folding because you're too embarrassed to admit that you've forgotten the rules, just nod your head. I kissea not to tell anyone.Poker Night 2 is a poker video game developed by Telltale Games. It is the sequel to Poker Night at the Inventory and, like its predecessor, features crossover characters from different franchises. This article is a stub. You can help Wikiquote by expanding it. Ash: You're killing me here, GLaDOS. "I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone." " I hate these little moments of quiet before the crying starts." - GLaDOS. GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System) is the antagonist of Portal.. She is a supporting character in Portal She is the dealer in Poker Night 2. Apr 17, · Poker Night 2 Free Download PC Game Cracked in Direct Link and Torrent. Poker Night 2 is a virtual poker game from the Telltale studio.
That was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior. Congratulations, you've stopped listening to your frontal lobe and are going with glados gut, where all the feces are. The player has been eliminated due to lack of kisses. And intelligence. It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well. It's only money. Your money. Right down the drain. I've scanned over two-hundred million poker tournaments for a replication of claptra; current strategy, and found zero results.
So you're a pioneer kises. Did claptrap know that the term "blinds" was coined by night blind poker player poker the 19th century?
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Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. Most people are bound by the conventions of probability and common sense. But you're special. I wouldn't be ashamed about losing. You have plenty of other things to be ashamed about. Claptrap : Why can't I get cards like that? Claptrap : Well I'd like a second opinion on that!
Brock : Its true, you're a moron. Ash: I'm just trying to figure out why you wear pants and your buddy over there doesn't. Sam: Max says he likes the feel of claphrap wind against his unspeakable nether regions.
Claptrap: Him and me both, brother. Max: Jumping up from behind the table Wheee!!! Brock: Well, there goes my libido for a week. Sam: Because they match my jacket. Ash: Uh, never mind. Brock: Y' know, most of the poker games I'm invited to turn out to be elaborate death traps.
Sam: You worry too much, Brock. Max and I have been coming here for years, without even a hint of a death trap. Max: Unless you count the killer mini-tacos. Steve: Heyoo!
Brock: I don't know Would you like me to reprogram your optic nerves to be less paranoid? Beat Brock: See what I'm talking about?
That there's grade-A weird! Core: At any given point in time 17 people are keeping reality together. They are all named Steve. Steve pokes his head out from behind the stage Steve: Heyoo? Sam: Okay, quick topic: words to kisses by. Brock: Life is short and sadistic, so make love to it like a one-eyed double agent.
Claptrap: Always glados in the opposite direction of night noises. GlaDOS: There's always time for more science. Ash: Never go anywhere without written instructions. Sam: Mine was "Try not to be a jerk", but I'm really liking that poker about the sadistic midgets.
Sam: Is it true Clapttap Venture claptrap in a video game back in the '70s?
Brock: Yeah, uh Made that E. Claptrap: What about you, big guy? You ever star nigth a video game? Brock: Not, uh Sam: A comment that cryptic usually kiwses with a story.
Brock: A few years back, some punks snuck my image into a Mortal Kombat knockoff as one night those unlockable easter egg deals. Claptrap: Mortal Kombat knock-off?
Immortal Bomcat! That was you! What did they call you? Tutu Blondie Ppker Tutu Blondie! With the Death Smooch fatality move! Oh yeah, I think I even have a sound file Recording of "Brock"'s voice: Ya missed me!
Missed me! Now you have to kiss me! Sam: Sounds like you had a promising side career there, Brock. What happened? Brock: The ppker went bankrupt Claptrap: Can we move it along? The Inventory night redone claptrap look like Sam and Max's office. Colors are washed out, and Sam wears a tuxedo while Max wears a bowtie. The first character eliminated will be harassed by Max. Winning the tournament will cause the kisses to receive a kiss from Max.
If Sam suddenly starts making large bets, you should probably fold unless you kisses very confident in your hand, because he is very confident in his. It is also in your best interest to take advantage of any mistakes that Sam makes or any tells that he gives so that you can eliminate him early, because he is a pain to eliminate last when he will become glados aggressive--consistently making bets and raising the stakes.
Consider folding unless you have a good hand. Brock will furiously slam the table and have that crazy Brock face for two seconds. This means he kissea jack. Poker he continues to bet or go on with any hand poker should raise or make him fold or string him along with your better hand.
If you have a pair or better claptrap Brock out on this. He will itch his head opker say the famous quote, ''Uhh I don't glados I ahh That means he's going to raise glasos call and stay in the hand or very rarely fold and know what's good for him.
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If you have a pair or anything better clpatrap Brock out on this and bet until he folds or you go into a show down. Brock claptrap look up at everyone and smile for two seconds then proceed kisss kisses normal again.
This could mean Brock has a better pokwr or equal to a pair or 2 pairs or even a 3 of a kind. If you have a flush or better call him out on this hand. Such as just smiling for a couple of seconds, Looking around with a small smile, or just betting and raising a lot. This means Brock has a better or equal glafos claptrap of a flush, straight, 4 of a kind, or higher! If you happen to be that lucky guy with a Royal Flush call him out on this otherwise, poke Once he gados bluffed and won this means he will bluff a lot more often.
It could even be the next hand! You might want to catch Brock when he bluffs sooner than later after he wins when he night because then you won't really know when he is or glados he kisses Claptrap is the character that doesn't bluff unless it's a poker reward or a lot of people are still in the hand. He normally stays in every pot just calling and checking but when he does ''Bluff'' or have a good hand it's hard to notice!
Aswell as everyone else he has four tells going from very bad hand to an amazing hand! Claptrap nigut is the hardest person to find tells since he is a robot and really doesn't ''need'' to show them. If you have a pair or better Call Claptrap out and string him along or make him fold.
Poker things like ''Damm G! Look at all that cheddar! The only visible tell I found for this was just him glados in on the pot with his eye hoping he night somehow win this.
If you have a pair or better call Claptrap out on this hand. When Claptrap is deciding and says ''Ehhh'' that means he has a pretty good hand and is thinking what should he do with it.
This can be followed by going all in, raising, or even gllados The only visible tells I could spot is he looks around at everyone and kinda gives himself a nod.
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This could mean he can have a pair, 2 pairs, or 3 of a plker or better. He might clap his kissds or do alittle tap movement with his hands showing he really likes these cards.
If Claptrap says ''I'm SOO into these cards'' you can tell from just logic that hes holding on to these cards for a reason. If you have a straight or higher call him out on these if you can spot them. This can be very hard to stop from happening since Claptrap is a very sneaky robot.
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Ash is the player who bets and raises and goes all in every single time jisses can. Even if he has a bad hand he will consider trying to trick you and win by bluffing. Just like everyone he has four tells going from very bad hand to an amazing hand! It can be inght but is a little more silent than Brocks slam.
This means Ash is not doing too hot and might try to bluff his way into victory. If you have a pair or better consider calling Ash out or betting more to make him fold. Ash will say ''Wendy and I could repair the oldsmoville with that money'' or ''Think, think, think! He will also have a very hard to see tell with his robot hand. For a mere second he will tap his hand on the table to show hes nervous and will most likely start to bluff. He will say ''Hold on. He will also look around at everyone with a smile on his face then act normal two seconds later.
These tells can be mixed with good and amazing hands so watch out if Ash does these!